Every man aspires towards the ménage à trois. The threesome is a challenge that separates the greats amongst men from the mediocre. Pulling off a threesome is notoriously difficult, and while the vast majority of men fail to accomplish this feat, we would like to ensure that our readers are adequately prepared for any scenario.
You are Elite, after all. Thus, we have decided to break down the scenarios that are the most conducive to the accomplishment of your goal. Remember, timing is everything; but with a little bit of luck and strict adherence to our advice, we assure your success.
Massive Parties
This is one of the best scenarios to pull off a threesome. You want to be in a room where the energy is right, everyone is imbibing libations like the new millennium is arriving, and the girls only utter one word, “YOLO.” Make sure to position yourself near the young and single bunch. Start talking up two ladies, alternating between the two but providing equal attention to both. Be sure to be funny and keep them drinking. The goal here is to try to get them to flirt with each other and open their minds to sexual “enlightenment.” As they become more comfortable with you and each other your chances of success will increase.
Jacuzzis
Oddly enough, women love Jacuzzis. Women enter a Jacuzzi faster than an ex convict enters his wife upon the completion of his sentence. It is said that Jacuzzis activate sensuality in all women. If you find yourself with a Jacuzzi at your convenience, be sure to invite a few close female friends to enjoy the luxury.
The best way to go here is to seat yourself between the two of them. Draw them with conversation and make the flirting extremely clear. Have a bottle of champagne besides you. Make it clear that you want both of them and not just one. Splash around, throw jokes and make the Jacuzzi your personal bathtub and by the time you’re brave enough to instigate, they’ll practically be expecting it.
Take advantage of the curious factor
Women are extremely curious, especially regarding elite men. With the saying YOLO becoming their 1 commandment it would seem to be easier than ever to pull off a threesome. Simply remind them that they only live once.
No harm, no foul, right? Start your approach with subtlety, telling your target “well, if you’re ever curious or interested, we could try something.” NOTE: This actually works. It never hurts to ask, and the worst that can happen is that she locks down her vag for a week. Nonetheless, you would still persevere, as youjizz will accommodate all of your needs.
Taking advantage of “friends”
Girls are usually very open when it comes to their girlfriends. They will sleep in the same bed with each other, have the same gynecologist and even share a razor at times. Her friend is most likely even hotter then her that is how it always goes.
Try to go with something simple as even inviting her to dinner with you and your girl. Make sure to have a lot of wine and maybe you should cook for a change. This may just open up doors you have never seen before because after dinner will be the perfect chance to pull this off. If E could do it on Entourage you can too.
Getting on the bandwagon
There is nothing more intriguing than a pair of lesbians. Both men and women are captivated by the image of two women engaging in a lust driven encounter. Perhaps you recall the scene in American Pie 2 where the guys stumble upon a pair of girls that mistook for lesbians. That had to be one of the most iconic lesbian sex scenes in the history of cinema.
The way you get on the bandwagon is pretty simple. Young women are always interested in wild sexual episodes, so why not be the sex toy that they use? Let them know that a threesome with two lesbians is on your bucket list. Hopefully your wish can be accommodated. They will look at it as taking your virginity.
Friends on vacation
There’s something about the freedom of a vacation that turns the most wholesome of women into absolute whores. They are way more inclined to do things outside of their comfort zone and truly begin to embody the concept of “YOLO.” There is nothing easier than vacation booty as Drama says. Use this to your advantage with two best friends that are on vacation. Take the initiative by showing them a good time and then make your proposition.
Skinny dip
This is certainly not your usual threesome setting, but there are a few factors that suggest that you just be able to pull it off. Skinny-dipping is something wild and adventurous, and so is having a threesome. Also, keep in mind that you are already naked. Be confident, out there, flirtatious and fun-loving. The greatest appeal for women is not pressure, but self-preservation in precarious circumstances.
Music festivals
This one is a no brainer. A significant portion of the women at music festivals is on MDMA or cocaine, two drugs that immensely affect libido. Luckily for you, the men at these festivals are terrible so you basically become a big fish in a small pond. Find the two girls that are wearing neon tops, have sunglasses, converse sneakers, are jumping up and down and most likely have a lollypop in their mouth. Promise them more drugs and you should be able to take it from there.
Befriending strippers
Some may call this cheating, but it’s within the inbounds lines. As we all know, most strippers are obsessed with sex. A small tip can take you a very long way. Strippers are humans too, so to interact with them is not too tough. They like nice genuine funny guys. Find two strippers that are already acquainted and befriend them. This could lead you to having one of the greatest nights ever. Once friendly with at least two, begin by hanging out together, beyond the strip club and you’ve got yourself a threesome waiting to be ritualized by the actual threesome to come.
Company retreat
For our Elite readers working in Fortune 500 companies, we are sure you already understand the benefits of a company retreat. This is a perfect time to strike. Find the two hot interns that have been walking around the office dreaming of getting hired and tell them you will put in a good word for them. Once in bed start off by tickling them and a threesome will unless. Remember everyone who works for the company cant wait to go on this retreat so they can have a good time with their co-workers.
A girl getting over her ex
This is one of the most common, reoccurring circumstances one can find a woman facing. When a girl wants to spite or get revenge on an ex, she is willing to do anything, so banging her won’t be too hard. The way you really pull this off is to get her whore friend involved. This is the friend that through out her whole relationship she has been banging guys right and left and been telling her she needs to live life more. Use this to your advantage by asking her to help her friend to live life more.
Elite.
