There has been a revolution amongst the female population as of late that involves an influx of women who have achieved a sort of self-proclaimed “independence” by being able to maintain jobs and pay most of their bills in the process.
Many of these women are learning what it means to make the sacrifices necessary to have money set aside for their own well-being and security in addition to understanding the type of budget that must be utilized if they want to have a family in the near future.
However, there is a common misconception in the minds of these self-proclaimed independent females that they are now able to become the primary bread winners of the family and take on the role and responsibilities usually held by the traditional male patriarch.
Women in this day and age do not understand how easy they have it. That’s why it’s only in their best interest for them not to try to face the same hardships the working male has to face each day. Women need to understand the void they fill in society and embrace it. As all feminists say “Behind every great man is a great woman.” The key word in that slogan is “behind”.
Now let’s get into the heart of the matter. Men do not mind succumbing to the daily grind each day to provide money for their families. This has been their routine for centuries and most men have come to terms with the fact that duties of this nature will take up a large part of their lives.
With all the hard work men put in to make sure those they care for most enjoy their lives, it’s not too much to ask for a woman that appreciates our efforts in return.
This usually entails having the house in order and dinner ready when the primary bread winner comes home from a long, stressful day of work. It doesn’t seem like too much to ask for, but obviously women love to push the envelope. If only they knew how good they have it and how they would take their old lives back in a heartbeat if they had to live one day as a working man.
Women have it so easy. All they do is sit home, complain, waste money, and complain some more. Now they want to come into the job market and try and be competitive. Too bad the business world is a man’s world and no one is going to soften up just so women can feel equal.
You are going to have to earn your status. There are some professions where a woman would have an easy time gaining an upper hand, however, like client based companies in fields such as real estate.
Still, it’s safe to say that for a woman to be successful and build cliental all she really needs to do is show some cleavage. If your boobs aren’t that big then consider a boob job, it definitely makes you more marketable. Let’s not overlook the power of the vagina. A woman could easily sleep with a few people just to secure a prosperous career.
But a woman’s body can only get her so far, and the rigorous work hours and brutal competition for advancement is something that many women overlook when they feel they could assimilate to the life of a working man. It’s not as easy as it seems, ladies. Do you understand how many expenses go into taking care of a family?
That’s why you should leave the money making to us and we’ll leave the family maintenance to you. Don’t get me wrong, your role is important and it is critical that you stick to it. Men just have it harder and women feel that making money is as easy as they spend it.
All they really have to do is cook and clean. It wouldn’t be fair for them to be treated as equals because let’s face it, they wouldn’t last a day under the same scrutiny a man is faced with each day on the job.
Disclaimer: This article is purely satyrical and shouldn’t be viewed as a reflection of the Elite viewpoint towards women. Our staff has a devout respect and admiration for the modern woman and we don’t believe in returning the special place they have in our hearts with demeaning and shallow remarks. Please do not take this piece as a serious interpretation of the role of women in the world today.
Eddie | Elite.
